And then there’s Eleven:
His legs, though.
You have entered the realm of the crazies. Feel free to peruse your way around but keep in mind the plot bunnies haven't been fed yet...
I just… love the complete disdain in that expression, like
“These knots are entirely sub-standard. Re-tie them at once. Amateur.”
It’s going to be like that scene with Austin Powers’s dad, where he’s just like, “Do you even know who I am?”
#there is nothing you can do to me that has not been done before you better than you and half the time by one of my own friends #there is no act of violence or terror you can pull out that would impress or scare me you wanker I am literally thousands of years old #and as long as some miserable fuck is getting a stiffy over marmite in any corner of this damn globe #and you’ll remember how much of that I’ve marched on please #then I’ll survive #and I’ll be back. #so unless this is a surprise blowjob how about you just cut me loose and we both get on with our fucking day
England: older than Christ and kinkier than you
*wipes away a tear*
It’s things like this that make me proud to be English.
love this for so many reasons #thor probably just found out that bruce turns into the hulk #and he literally met bruce hours ago #and everyone else who has known bruce just sees him as the hulk #but thor sees him as bruce banner #not the monster #he knows bruce somewhere in there#that the hulk isn’t just a mindless beast #and to make this even more feelsy#this is just like how he treats loki #everyone else sees loki as a psychotic menace #and thor is the only one who tries to reason with him instead of just attacking #this is why i hate it when people say thor is just all muscle and looks #he is so much more #he’s the only one who’s given the ‘monsters’ a chance to redeem themselves #and to me #thats one of the most heroic things someone can ever do (via mycroft-queenofcake)
HAVE I MENTIONED LATELY HOW THOR IS MY FAVORITE AVENGER? BECAUSE THOR IS MY FAVORITE AVENGER.
can we, as a fandom, just agree that Thor is the team’s teddy bear? just one big golden teddy bear and whoever says that he’s just all muscles, they clearly need their fandom card revoked.
|Person:||Have you seen that episode where...|
|Me:||I have seen every episode, go on|
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…