Nica nica nica NOM!

epicnessisfoundwithin:

gallifreyan-detective:

And then there’s Eleven:

His legs, though.

(via weepinghumans)

redheadrhetoric:

We go by many names, and take many forms. We bring wonder and hope, we bring joy and dreams. We are the Sandman and the Tooth Fairy, we are the Easter Bunny and Santa. And our powers are greater than you ever imagine.

(via ask-sandman)

avataraandy:

Oracle and Batman!Dick 

(via captain-nightwing)

always-my-spitfire:

look i made things out of bored things……be proud of me….for once…..please

(Source: sexy-supey-soup, via captain-nightwing)

snailsushi:

marthur:

deusvolt:

marthur:

qichi:

hey gurl

I just… love the complete disdain in that expression, like

“These knots are entirely sub-standard. Re-tie them at once. Amateur.”

It’s going to be like that scene with Austin Powers’s dad, where he’s just like, “Do you even know who I am?”

#there is nothing you can do to me that has not been done before you better than you and half the time by one of my own friends  #there is no act of violence or terror you can pull out that would impress or scare me you wanker I am literally thousands of years old  #and as long as some miserable fuck is getting a stiffy over marmite in any corner of this damn globe  #and you’ll remember how much of that I’ve marched on please  #then I’ll survive  #and I’ll be back.  #so unless this is a surprise blowjob how about you just cut me loose and we both get on with our fucking day  

England: older than Christ and kinkier than you

*wipes away a tear*

It’s things like this that make me proud to be English.

igiveaflyinggrayson:

proof that Dick has the patience of a SAINT

(Source: batfamilyinc, via safirev)

tinyccc:

iamnotswarley:

cameo-of-vatican:

 love this for so many reasons #thor probably just found out that bruce turns into the hulk #and he literally met bruce hours ago #and everyone else who has known bruce just sees him as the hulk #but thor sees him as bruce banner #not the monster #he knows bruce somewhere in there#that the hulk isn’t just a mindless beast #and to make this even more feelsy#this is just like how he treats loki #everyone else sees loki as a psychotic menace #and thor is the only one who tries to reason with him instead of just attacking #this is why i hate it when people say thor is just all muscle and looks #he is so much more #he’s the only one who’s given the ‘monsters’ a chance to redeem themselves #and to me #thats one of the most heroic things someone can ever do (via mycroft-queenofcake)

HAVE I MENTIONED LATELY HOW THOR IS MY FAVORITE AVENGER? BECAUSE THOR IS MY FAVORITE AVENGER.

can we, as a fandom, just agree that Thor is the team’s teddy bear? just one big golden teddy bear and whoever says that he’s just all muscles, they clearly need their fandom card revoked. 

(Source: iamnevertheone, via poltergeiist)

battlerobots:

my friend drew a loki pile so of course i had to do a batfamily version

(via the-forgotten-robin)

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

(Source: housecatincarnate, via darkstarknight)